1. She has realistic expectations for her children.
Which is important when raising a functioning adult.
2. She knows how to make a joke.
It’s easier to hear the truth that way.
3. And she’ll tell it how it is.
Sometimes you have to get right to the point.
4. She is cheery and fun to be around.
Who could be sad around that?
7. She makes mistakes…she’s only human!
And they usually involve drinking, which is awesome.
10. She’s not afraid to push people’s buttons.
Well, Red? Do you?
15. She knows a doofus when she sees one.
And she’s got the best judgmental side-glance in the biz.
16. She knows there’s nothing better than a homemade gift.
There’s love in every stitch!
17. She’s got a look that can stop you in your tracks.
Even when she’s nude!
20. If you’re having a bad day she’ll baby you.
Sometimes we just need to be coddled!
22. She is wise. Like a sage.
And she drops wisdom like it ain’t no thang.
23. She’s a nurse, so she really will take the best care of you.
Even if it hurts.
26. She understands sometimes you just need a little break from reality.
We all do!
27. She keeps it together for the sake of her family.
But, like everyone, she a little cray.
28. She’s always down for a good time.
Let loose, Kitty! You’ve earned it!